"Be grateful, Anya." I am grateful, grateful to get away!
IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL
That smile tells you all you need to know (xpost from /r/gifs)
How the signs respond to “I love you”
Aries- I love you MORE
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo- Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog
When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level